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South Bohemian Zoological Gardens of Hluboká nad Vltavou, known as Ohrada Zoo is a zoo in the town of Hluboká nad Vltavou, Czech Republic, which opened in 1939. The zoo is specialized in animals from the European Palearctic zoogeographical region, and the Czech Republic.

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