{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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It's About time is the sixth album released by British jazz fusion duo Morrissey–Mullen. It reached position 95 in the UK album charts in 1983.
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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